Facebook Warning Users to Watch for Subtle Signs Photos May be Faked

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MENLO PARK, CA — Facebook founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg today posted an advisory to his 1.6 billion users that some pictures that appear on Facebook may be altered. “Facebook users trust what they see and read here,” said Zuckerberg to media gathered for a hastily-called announcement. “And we trust …   

Anger Grows as Canadians Told They Won’t Get to See the Super Bowl Halftime Show

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OTTAWA — The CRTC is being attacked today for their late announcement that the Super Bowl halftime show will not be broadcast in Canada and will be replaced by a live concert from Parliament Hill. The completely unforeseen announcement came earlier this afternoon from James Moore, Minister of Defending Canadian …   

Bruno Mars Tells Harper to Stop Performing “Uptown Funk”

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LOS ANGELES — Lawyers for Atlantic Records have warned Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper to cease and desist singing the Bruno Mars hit “Uptown Funk” in public. “He ain’t got no funk, man. None…at…all,” Young Jeezy, Atlantic Vice President of A&R, told the L.A. Times today. “I mean I was …   

Non-Fornicating Gays Get Support of Mormon Church

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SALT LAKE CITY (AP) — The Mormon church has announced that they will push for new laws to protect gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender people from discrimination as long as they sign a legal oath that they will never copulate ever again. “These people deserve the same rights as normal …   

Obama Balks at Repeating Bush Habit of Man-on-Man Kissing With Saudi Kings

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RIYADH — As U.S. President Barack Obama arrived in the Saudi capital today, the White House confirmed that the president will not be kissing newly proclaimed King Salman on the lips as his predecessor George W. Bush often did with the late King Abdullah. “The President and King Salman have …