HOUSTON — The Republican Party of Texas released a state-wide poll today showing that women surveyed think Ted Cruz would be “the yummiest President ever, ever, ever”. “He’s got those bedroom eyes that turn...
WASHINGTON — White House Press Secretary Jay Carney took a diplomatic jab at Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper today over his “repeated and bossy advice giving” to the U.S. “Prime Minister Harper needs to...
AVONLEA, PEI — Anne Shirley of Green Gables did not spend all her life as a rural schoolteacher, according to new information that recently surfaced in Prince Edward Island. She had another profession —...
BUTLER COUNTY, OH — Republican House Speaker John Boehner led his softball team, the West Chester Gippers, to a one-sided victory in the Butler County ‘B’ Men’s Softball Championship game today, with Boehner pitching...
WASHINGTON — Kentucky Republican Junior Senator Rand Paul abruptly walked out midway through the broadcast of Meet the Press after being asked several questions about rumors that he was born in Winnipeg, Manitoba,...
VANCOUVER- Local couple Daniel and Theresa, awkwardly, rudely and with great inconsideration, arrived at their new neighbor’s dinner party at exactly six o’clock when the event had been scheduled on Facebook. Their new neighbors,...
