Author: The Lapine

Rand Paul Angrily Denies Being Born in Canada

  WASHINGTON — Kentucky Republican Junior Senator Rand Paul abruptly walked out midway through the broadcast of Meet the Press after being asked several questions about rumors that he was born in Winnipeg, Manitoba,...

Inconsiderate Couple Shows Up On Time

VANCOUVER- Local couple Daniel and Theresa, awkwardly, rudely and with great inconsideration, arrived at their new neighbor’s dinner party at exactly six o’clock when the event  had been scheduled on Facebook. Their new neighbors,...