Author: The Lapine

Harper “Kinda Hurt” That U.S. Isn’t Spying on Him

OTTAWA — After reports surfaced that the U.S. National Security Agency (NSA) spied on the leaders of Brazil, Taiwan and most countries with names ending in -stan, Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper is reportedly...

Starbucks Bans Baby Strollers — Firearms Optional

SEATTLE — On the heels of “respectfully requesting” that gun owners “voluntarily” leave their firearms in their pickup trucks before entering a Starbucks, CEO Howard Schultz today announced a total ban on baby strollers....