Author: The Lapine

Tar Sands Facial Mud Masks Latest Craze

NEW YORK — The New York Times is calling it the hottest beauty and skin-care product to hit the market in years and millions of mostly young professionals agree. Usually sold by the barrel,...

NSA to Offer Proof-Reading, Filter Services

WASHINGTON, DC — Months after the NSA admitted that it monitors the electronic and telephone communications of nearly every American citizen, the clandestine organization held a press conference on Monday to make an offer...

Future History Student Doesn’t Understand 21st Century

NEW JING, 2333AD-  Future history student Muhamed Jose Chang is struggling to understand the United States of the 21st century, the nation Selucia itself is descended from. “I really don’t understand how intelligent, high-functioning...