Author: The Lapine

Greece Urges Tourists to Bring Their Own Toilet Paper

ATHENS — On the heels of signing a “tough love” debt agreement with the European Union, the newly bailed-out Greek government today began asking visitors to pack their own supply of toilet paper. And...

Trump Offers Bernie Sanders Hair Advice

WASHINGTON — Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump told Fox News Sunday today that Democrat candidate Bernie Sanders needs to start using some product in his hair. “First advice? I think Bernie needs to stop...