Author: The Lapine

Harper Replaces the Nickel’s Beaver with a Majestic Eagle

Stephen Harper today announced from the lobby of the Canadian Mint that the Canadian nickel would receive a dramatic overhaul early this year. Flanked by The Governor of the Bank of Canada Stephen Poloz and Minister...

Charlie Brown is the Charlie in Charlie Hebdo

PARIS — Some very brave people at the French satirical newspaper Charlie Hebdo died today. But they didn’t die for their satire. They died for freedom of speech. Freedom of expression. Freedom to expose....

New Brunswick to Drop “New” From Provincial Name

FREDERICTON, BRUNSWICK – In a stunning announcement in the former New Brunswick, new Liberal Premier Brian Gallant has announced that his party will move forward with controversial legislation that will drop the ‘New’ from...

Burger King Kills Timbits — Canadians React Angrily

OAKVILLE, ONT — Tim Hortons new owners announced today that they will no longer be selling Timbits sweet doughy treats as a result of cost-cutting measures at the $23 billion company. But it appears...