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Study Shows Pregnant Women Might Not be Idiots

TORONTO — A groundbreaking new study suggests that the brains of pregnant woman may in fact remain functional throughout the gestational period. “We were very surprised to discover that their brains were actually very...

U.S. Handwriting Experts Flag Harper’s Degenerating Signature

NEW YORK — A group of leading U.S. forensic handwriting experts have raised concerns about what might be going on in Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper’s head after analyzing his never-the-same-twice official signature, according to documents released today...

Mitch McConnell Says He “Tweeters” Often

WASHINGTON — In a move seemingly designed to reach out to young Americans, soon-to-be Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell was spotted today at a Starbucks wearing a Beyonce t-shirt and sporting ear buds as...