WINNIPEG — The Royal Canadian Mint was ordered today to begin imprinting dollar coins with two loons rather than one in an effort to restore the CAD’s dropping value. “Everyone knows that a loon...
NEW YORK — The New York Times is reporting today that Donald Trump has told his two sons that one of them will be his VP and the brothers are now “at each other’s...
VANCOUVER – In what experts are calling the “most creative economical move in decades” the BC provincial government has announced that the City of Vancouver’s economy will now rely entirely on unaffordable housing. “The...
CHARLESTON, SC — GOP presidential candidate Ted Cruz delivered some bedroom advice to supporters today on how to add patriotism to the “unclothed evenings” of their marriage while at the same time keeping God...
DES MOINES — A 38-year-old Iowa man says he was excitedly jumping up and down cheering Ted Cruz at a rally today when he was “overwhelmed by a sudden, surging gush of love” that...
BURNS, OREGON — The FBI announced today that it has taken aggressive action to ‘make things a whole lot less comfortable’ for the estimated 150 plus armed militants occupying a national bird sanctuary. By...
