Author: The Lapine

Detroit Tells Poor to Eat Dandelions

DETROIT, MI — After cutting off water to 151,000 low-income or no-income residents who are more than $150 behind in payments, Detroit’s Emergency Manager offered a money-saving tip today. Detroit’s poor can save money...

90% of Sinners Plan Death-Bed Repentance

NEW YORK — Hedging their bets, most North American adults who sin a little say they plan to ask for forgiveness just before coughing up their last breath according to a study released in...

Barbie Turns 55 — Still Has a 16 Inch Waist

EL SEGUNDO, CA — 32-16-29. If Barbie was a real person that’s how she’d stack up in the figure department as Mattel Inc. celebrated her 55th birthday today with fat-free carrot cake and sugarless...