Author: The Lapine

Captain Of US Asylum Boat Wins 6-49 Millions

As the Pacific Queen bobs at St. John’s dockside under control of Canadian border officials, the Captain of the boat that brought 204 Americans to Canada seeking “humanitarian” asylum has won the estimated $17 million...

Boatload Of American Refugees Seek Asylum In Canada

In a never-before-seen event in immigration history, a boatload of 204 American citizens landed in St. John’s, Newfoundland and Labrador, seeking “political asylum”. The Pacific Queen, a tourist fishing boat, docked at sunrise and...

NHL Makes Plans to Expand to Mexico

VANCOUVER -With recent playoff success in non-traditional hockey markets of Phoenix, Nashville and Los Angeles, NHL commissioner Gary Bettman appears to be moving forward with plans to expand the league to Mexico. The locations...

Pine Beatle Threat Recedes After Contact With Saskatchewan

SASKATOON -For decades Canadian environmentalists have uneasily watched the Pine Beatle as it has rapidly expanded its territory and left utter environmental devastation in its wake with a speed and thoroughness which would have...