Author: The Lapine

Syrian Almost Ceasefire Imposes Responsible Massacres

The explicit violence in Syria may soon be coming to a final long awaited conclusion. Senior NATO and Arab League officials met with Syrian president Bashar Al Assad in Damascus on Friday and brokered...

Harper’s Hair Sets Off Japanese Radiation Alarm

Harper’s Hair Sets Off Japanese Radiation Alarm

There were moments of panic today as Prime Minister Harper was touring a Japanese nuclear power facility and his hair set off radiation warning alarms. Surrounded instantly by haz-mat suited workers, the PM and...

United States Sees Positive Trends In Education System

The United States is ridiculed for many things, a broken education system, a broken political system, a broken healthcare system, a broken economy, a broken justice system. Yet there have been positive trends of...

Bieber Named Ambassador To Japan

With a new free-trade deal on the table between Canada and Japan, Prime Minister Stephen Harper today appointed Justin Bieber as Ambassador to Japan. “This is a great cultural exchange,” said Harper at newly renamed...

Republican Party Primary Held In Israel

NEW YORK -The Primaries for the Republican Party’s Nomination have been a bitter and hard fought issue. After expected favorite Rick Perry dropped out do to a lack of charisma, or any leadership abilities...