Category: Canada

Farmer Successfully Beats ‘The Gay’ Out Of His Son

Last week, Brody McDonald an Albertan farmer, successfully beat ‘the gay’ out of his young son, Jamie. When Jaime came home smelling suspiciously like perfume and with a dainty sway in his step, Brody...

Canadians Go Gung-Ho for Toronto’s Separation Bid

TORONTO – Although only one third of those polled in this city agree that it “should become an independent nation”, it is almost certain that an emerging Toronto separation vote will take place according...

U.S. Says “We Oui” to Canada

WASHINGTON — Le Département de français en Amérique today introduced a newly-minted translation program aimed at enhancing Canada-US relations. Its first translation project shared with reporters is The Star Spangled Banner (La Bannière Étoilée)...

John Baird Hospitalized for Brass Testicles

OTTAWA — Seconds after giving a rousing speech earlier today shouting that Canada won’t back down from military conflict with “that f***ing little shit Putin”, Foreign Affairs Minister John Baird complained to his bodyguards...