OTTAWA — In a fiery speech today about global terrorists, environmental protesters and Justin Trudeau’s marijuana addiction, Prime Minister Stephen Harper announced that Canada will “join the battle” and put its 1964 Sea King...
TORONTO — Prime Minister Stephen Harper’s office has just released an URGENT BULLETIN that he is absolutely okay in the aftermath of his wife Laureen getting stung on the thigh by a honey bee...
FORT McMURRAY, AB — Canadian scientist and environmentalist Dr. David Suzuki says he likes the fox’s style. Shell Canada says the Canadian Swift Fox that has “crapped all over the place” in one of...
MONTREAL — The CBC is reporting today on a growing social media trend for Canadians to use Prime Minister Harper’s name as a cuss word. “Harper is being used as the new F Bomb,”...
PHILADELPHIA — With the annual NHL draft of players over, the Toronto Maple Leafs said today they are mostly pleased with their picks but regret they couldn’t find a homosexual to add to their...
OTTAWA — Minutes after Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper pooh-poohed environmental and First Nation concerns in announcing the approval of the controversial $6.9 billion pipeline between Alberta’s tar sands and the B.C. port of...
