OTTAWA — After reports surfaced that the U.S. National Security Agency (NSA) spied on the leaders of Brazil, Taiwan and most countries with names ending in -stan, Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper is reportedly...
WINNIPEG — Minister of Finance, the Honourable Joe Oliver, announced today that Canada will officially resume production and distribution of the Canadian One Cent Piece. “We have found a way to bring back...
TORONTO – With diplomatic tensions between Canada and the United States reaching an uncomfortable level, two elder statesmen decided to hold a summit today to demonstrate goodwill between the two countries. Canadian Senator Mike...
NEW YORK — The once-a-year Monsanto birth control pill Ovafree was pulled off the market today due to poor sales and reported side effects including spontaneous twerking. “It totally fizzed all the way down my...
TORONTO — Toronto Police fired five taser shots at an off-leash, nine-year-old cocker spaniel today after responding to a “dog roaming at large” call. The Police tasers “failed to make contact” and the dog,...
TORONTO — Prime Minister Stephen Harper had a group of community leaders wondering if they’d heard right today when he told them that he enjoys “twerking” but only does it with close friends and...
