Category: Canada

“Dinner With Stephen Harper” Contest Cancelled

  OTTAWA – Turns out only a handful of Canadians want to chow down with the PM. And most of them are his aunts, uncles, cousins, and his half-brother Luke. Despite being heavily promoted...

Quebec Bans Cowboy Hats

QUEBEC CITY – On the heels of the Quebec Soccer Federation banning children from wearing turbans while playing in kiddie league games, the Province of Quebec has extended the ban to include cowboy hats...

Harper Gives Obama His Beaver

WASHINGTON – Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper has blatantly stepped up efforts to improve relations with U.S. President Barack Obama with the gift of his favorite 2-year-old neutered beaver, Slick. Relations between Harper and...