Category: Canada

Harper Admits He Saw Marijuana Once

OTTAWA – In a candid interview with CBC’s Peter Mansbridge, Prime Minister Stephen Harper said today that he has had personal experiences with illegal marijuana, having once seen a baggie of “weed” at a...

Muzzled Scientists Send Harper a Klondike Bar

OTTAWA – It arrived at 24 Sussex Drive in an Ottawa Senators’ picnic cooler with a simple note duck-taped to the lid. “What would you do for a Klondike Bar, Mr Harper?” After several...

Harper Takes Pandas to Church Supper

OTTAWA – With Conservative Party baseball caps velcroed to their fluffy heads, Canada’s two visiting Pandas surprised and delighted evangelical members of the East Gate Alliance Church in Ottawa as they arrived unannounced for...

Consumers Demanding Happier Cows, Pigs, Chickens to Eat

CALGARY, OTTAWA, WASHINGTON – Food shoppers and diners across North America are suddenly saying ‘No’ to chowing down on meat from miserable animals. And this rapidly growing social media movement is forcing restaurants and...