Category: Canada

Boatload Of American Refugees Seek Asylum In Canada

In a never-before-seen event in immigration history, a boatload of 204 American citizens landed in St. John’s, Newfoundland and Labrador, seeking “political asylum”. The Pacific Queen, a tourist fishing boat, docked at sunrise and...

Pine Beatle Threat Recedes After Contact With Saskatchewan

SASKATOON -For decades Canadian environmentalists have uneasily watched the Pine Beatle as it has rapidly expanded its territory and left utter environmental devastation in its wake with a speed and thoroughness which would have...

Harper’s Hair Sets Off Japanese Radiation Alarm

Harper’s Hair Sets Off Japanese Radiation Alarm

There were moments of panic today as Prime Minister Harper was touring a Japanese nuclear power facility and his hair set off radiation warning alarms. Surrounded instantly by haz-mat suited workers, the PM and...

Maple Leafs Sue Gatorade For “Watered-Down” Water

Papers filed in Manhattan District Court by Maple Leaf Sports & Entertainment (MLSE) accuse PepsiCo and the NHL of combining to “keep the Leafs out of the playoffs” by altering the formulas of their sports...