Harper Wows Debate in Sears New Fall Collection Suit
CALGARY — Viewers were confused at the start of the leaders’ debate when Prime Minister Stephen Harper strode onto the stage, flung open his suit jacket, and thrust out one hip to pose for...
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Ashley Madison is Back With Free Baby Duck Wine to Keep Members Cheating (VIDEO)
TORONTO — Infidelity site Ashley Madison is betting big that “one little leak” won’t stop their cheating members from wanting to get back in the sleeping-around-with-total-strangers game. So the Canadian-based company has launched a massive...
Man Shouting “Refugees Are Terrorists” Arrested Trying to Enter Parliament
UPDATE — RCMP have released Minister of Employment Pierre Poilievre from custody and have issued an apology to the 36-year-old MP after mistaking him for a possibly mentally-disturbed person attempting to enter the “MPs...
Harper Reminds Canadians That Thomas Mulcair Has a Beard
OTTAWA — Stephen Harper refused to answer reporters’ questions about his inaction on the Syrian refugee crisis at a small rally today but did manage to puzzle supporters and reporters with a strange attack...
Harper Children Must Appear in All News Photos of PM Canadian Media Told
OTTAWA — Prime Minister Stephen Harper’s office has barred Canadian newspapers, TV stations, and Facebook sites from using any photographs of him that don’t include his immensely popular teenaged son and daughter. Alternatively —...
Undecided Voters Pretty Much Waiting to See Who Fucks Up the Most
OTTAWA — An astounding 61% of Canadians say they can’t decide where to mark their X in the October federal election and it seems that the majority of those undecideds are quietly reserving...
