CUPERTINO, CA — Millions of people with more money than brains were shocked today after Apple CEO Tim Cook announced that Apple Watches will not go on sale at Apple Stores due to a...
NEW YORK — The world’s #1 dating app has announced that people over 30 and anyone who looks like the south end of a donkey going north will have to pay more to use...
NEW YORK — Netflix and Depends For Grown-Ups released the findings of a nationwide survey today showing that the majority of adults who binge-watch TV say they hate being interrupted once they get in...
NEW YORK — Kale has become the go-to leafy green for trendy yuppies lately, but the chewy wild cabbage’s reputation has gone to pot it seems. The N.Y. Times and Toronto Star are both...
A mystery bidder drove a hard bargain at a Justin Bieber charity auction on Saturday, paying one million dollars for the codpiece the “Baby” singer famously used to boost his bulge. The apparatus was...
Katy Perry’s pussy has apparently captured the attention of Russian President Vladimir Putin. Sources indicate Putin has contacted Perry’s management team with an offer to purchase the giant metallic tiger the pop singer rode...
