Lapinion Investigations Report: The Hipster
First off, before one can attack something, one must first define it. Unless, of course, your last name is also a shrub, which ours, most regrettably, is not. So we shall therefore begin by proceeding...
Category: Oddities
Lance Armstrong Announces Optional Doping for Tour de Rockies
Banned seven-time Tour de France winner and renowned cancer fighter Lance Armstrong spoke from his new home city of Penticton, British Columbia, Canada, today to announce a 3,300 kilometre cycling race that will have...
Corrections Of Past And Possibly Less Than Accurate Articles
In an article published recently (“Romney buys 42 Taco Bells to win over Latino voters”, June 25), The Lapine referred to one of Mitt Romney’s four sons as “Scooter”. This is in fact a...
NHL Makes Plans to Expand to Mexico
VANCOUVER -With recent playoff success in non-traditional hockey markets of Phoenix, Nashville and Los Angeles, NHL commissioner Gary Bettman appears to be moving forward with plans to expand the league to Mexico. The locations...
