90% of Sinners Plan Death-Bed Repentance
NEW YORK — Hedging their bets, most North American adults who sin a little say they plan to ask for forgiveness just before coughing up their last breath according to a study released in...
Category: Oddities
Barbie Turns 55 — Still Has a 16 Inch Waist
EL SEGUNDO, CA — 32-16-29. If Barbie was a real person that’s how she’d stack up in the figure department as Mattel Inc. celebrated her 55th birthday today with fat-free carrot cake and sugarless...
Axe Gifts Meant as Joke — Kids Horrified Their Fathers are Wearing It
LOS ANGELES — A single Twitter message from 14-year old Kayla Rockford that she was going to give her Dad a can of “gag-me” Axe Body Spray for Father’s Day as a joke went...
Seniors Angry to Discover World Cup Isn’t Football
NEW YORK, TORONTO — “My eyesight isn’t so good but that doesn’t look like a damn football to me,” said Ernie Williams (84) as he and five other seniors watched a World Cup game...
Ramming Can of Beer Up Chicken’s Ass Hottest Summer BBQ Recipe
GALVESTON, TX — Step aside steaks and burgers. “Drunk-Ass Chicken” is what all the best barbecuers are cookin’ up this summer. “Makes you wonder who thought of sticking a can of Budweiser up a...
Apple ‘Stupid Phones’ Outsell Smart Phones for First Time
CUPERTINO, CA — You can’t take selfies with it. You can’t check Facebook or Pinterest. No texting. You can’t even Google what happened last night on Game of Thrones. All you can do is...
