SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Tweets will be getting shorter for anyone who doesn’t fork over $20 for a monthly “Tweeter Club” membership the social networking site announced today. Since Twitter launched in 2006 users...
LOS ANGELES — A group of 104 middle-aged men launched a $50 million class-action lawsuit against their parents and the American Medical Association today claiming “unnecessary and disfiguring surgery” was performed on them “prior...
THE LAPINE — The net is a great source of important news. These are real headlines from today’s news coverage posted by reliable news sources. And we didn’t even use the headlines about McDonalds...
Louisville KY — Following an early morning admission that the backbone piece in a 9-bucket contains “absolutely no meat,” KFC owning company Yum! Brands Corporation has issued a retraction. “All original recipe pieces and...
MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA — Google CEO Larry Page admits that Google Glass has an image problem. “Men think Google Glass wearers are filming their penises at the urinal. Women think Google Glass wearers are...
NEW YORK — A new international World Health Organization survey shows that more than 2.6 million people of all walks, ages and lifestyles have recently tried marijuana for the first time. “The Starbucks’ baristas...
