Category: Oddities

Facebook is Photoshopping Your Posted Pictures

NEW YORK — It seems that some of the photos you and your friends post on Facebook are a bit…umm…unattractive. So Facebook has been using an automated form of Photoshop to make people look...

New Study Finds Irish Language Not Gibberish

CALGARY, AB — It’s a common observation that Irish people sound as though they know something you don’t. Even when they are singing some stupid shit. Surprisingly, a scientific study recently revealed that they...

Whistleblower Conspiracy Theorist Still Alive

Sources confirm that local conspiracy theorist, Richard Hamilton, is still alive and whistleblowing. Mr. Hamilton has loudly blown his whistle on the massive reptilian alien overlord cover-up that has seen a strange race of...

Does Smoking Lead To Murder? Yes.

Smoking! Prison! Murder! Save the children! A new study has shown that a resounding 90% of convicted criminals smoke. So The Lapine dares to take this further and ask the question: will smoking turn...