CUPERTINO, CA — That friend who messaged you about wanting to “hump you from the rear” but then quickly messaged you a follow-up blaming auto correct for having changed his innocent message of wanting...
LOS ANGELES — One of America’s most active internet trollers is paid thousands of dollars a week by a GOP Super PAC to make inflammatory comments on liberal social media sites but admits he...
VANCOUVER- Local couple Daniel and Theresa, awkwardly, rudely and with great inconsideration, arrived at their new neighbor’s dinner party at exactly six o’clock when the event had been scheduled on Facebook. Their new neighbors,...
NEW JING, 2333AD- Future history student Muhamed Jose Chang is struggling to understand the United States of the 21st century, the nation Selucia itself is descended from. “I really don’t understand how intelligent, high-functioning...
HARTFORD — Reliable sources indicated today that Mrs. Enid Qimby of Blythe, Connecticut, actually saw the fabled Perseid meteor shower. Alfred and I were sitting on our porch enjoying an evening bottle of Chateau...
Get involved with The Lapine and the new things we’ve added. We’ve now got three distinct sections to our website: 1) THE LAPINE…satire on damn near anything that needs jabbing, written by folks from...
