Category: Oddities

Inconsiderate Couple Shows Up On Time

VANCOUVER- Local couple Daniel and Theresa, awkwardly, rudely and with great inconsideration, arrived at their new neighbor’s dinner party at exactly six o’clock when the event  had been scheduled on Facebook. Their new neighbors,...

Future History Student Doesn’t Understand 21st Century

NEW JING, 2333AD-  Future history student Muhamed Jose Chang is struggling to understand the United States of the 21st century, the nation Selucia itself is descended from. “I really don’t understand how intelligent, high-functioning...

Real Person Actually Sees Meteor Shower

HARTFORD — Reliable sources indicated today that Mrs. Enid Qimby of Blythe, Connecticut, actually saw the fabled Perseid meteor shower. Alfred and I were sitting on our porch enjoying an evening bottle of Chateau...

Get Stupid. Get Serious….

Get involved with The Lapine and the new things we’ve added. We’ve now got three distinct sections to our website: 1) THE LAPINE…satire on damn near anything that needs jabbing, written by folks from...