Category: U.S.

Obama orders a military crackdown on Republicans

 Following Republican attempts to seize the Senate, Obama has ordered a nation-wide military crackdown, pushing the divided nation closer to the breaking point. Two prominent Republican lawmakers have ‘disappeared’ while hundreds more have been...

Ex-President Bush Finishes Reading First Book

CRAWFORD, TX — George W. Bush, the 43rd President of the United States, proudly announced today that he has finished reading his first book and, surprisingly, it’s not the bible. “All my friends was...