BALTIMORE, MD — The National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (NAACP) today asked white people to stop patting the heads of black people to see what their hair feels like. “If you...
LOS ANGELES — L.A. Mayor Eric Garcetti said today they he fully supports Governor Jerry Brown’s state-wide ban on single-use plastic bags but worries that “dog plops will pile up everywhere.” “Your average dog...
Obama’s ‘old friends’ Jay Bird, Ludacris, Little Gunner and Old Gee are reportedly taking up residence in the White House after an intruder broke into the secure area. “They are just some old pals,...
NEW YORK — NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell announced today that the league is serious about cutting down on off-field beat-downs by players and has added Nuns and handicapped people to the list of “No...
NEW YORK — In a Skype interview earlier today, a 19-year-old born in Duluth, Minnesota, told media that he joined Islamic militants on a whim because he thought the scarf-like face coverings were “way...
WASHINGTON — In what is being taken as a sure sign that she’s going to chase the Democratic nomination for the 2016 Presidential race, Hillary Clinton is clearing out her old wardrobe. Hillary is...
