NEW YORK — Back safely in Trump Towers after a harrowing 2-hour visit to devastatingly flooded Louisiana, Donald Trump announced a huge humanitarian gesture late this afternoon. He ordered his private 747 to be loaded...
NEW YORK — Donald Trump told a crowd of hooting supporters today that he will not take part in any of the upcoming presidential debates if Hillary Clinton “dresses like a man”. “Two...
CINCINNATI — In an attempt to calm social media mobs calling for justice for a silverback gorilla killed by sharpshooters, harassed Cincinnati Zoo officials announced today that Harambe will be rejoining his troop as...
BOSTON — While admitting that the very idea makes them squeamish, the vast majority of U.S. males say they are rooting for the first-ever transplanted American penis to make a full and productive recovery. And...
LA PORTE, INDIANA — Ted Cruz reacted quickly and angrily last night when a young boy laughed at him and hollered out “you suck” during a raucous rally in this small manufacturing city. “No,...
WASHINGTON — An emotional Hillary Clinton stunned reporters this afternoon by disclosing that Bernie Sanders had been caught dropping his pants and having an angry bowel movement on the hood of her limousine. Fighting...
