Category: U.S.

NSA to Offer Proof-Reading, Filter Services

WASHINGTON, DC — Months after the NSA admitted that it monitors the electronic and telephone communications of nearly every American citizen, the clandestine organization held a press conference on Monday to make an offer...

Gov. Perry Unable to Find Vagina on Anatomical Doll

In a skirmish at the University of Texas Medical School in Houston about the state’s new ultra-restrictive abortion law, Democratic Senator Wendy Davis angrily told Texas Republican Governor Rick Perry he knows nothing about...

Texas State Guard Sprays Febreze on Pro-Choice Supporters

AUSTIN – Thousands of Texans protesting the passage of a new ultra-restrictive abortion law outside the state Legislature in Austin were confronted by hundreds of armed Texas State Guards today after they ignored Republican...

“God Hates Benches”

STARKE, FLORIDA – Westboro Baptist Church has changed their hate-filled slogan from “GOD HATES FAGS” to “GOD HATES BENCHES” as they began to picket the atheist “bench” monument unveiled in Starke, Florida. “Benches are...