Category: U.S.

Tar Sands Facial Mud Masks Latest Craze

NEW YORK — The New York Times is calling it the hottest beauty and skin-care product to hit the market in years and millions of mostly young professionals agree. Usually sold by the barrel,...

NSA to Offer Proof-Reading, Filter Services

WASHINGTON, DC — Months after the NSA admitted that it monitors the electronic and telephone communications of nearly every American citizen, the clandestine organization held a press conference on Monday to make an offer...

Gov. Perry Unable to Find Vagina on Anatomical Doll

In a skirmish at the University of Texas Medical School in Houston about the state’s new ultra-restrictive abortion law, Democratic Senator Wendy Davis angrily told Texas Republican Governor Rick Perry he knows nothing about...

Texas State Guard Sprays Febreze on Pro-Choice Supporters

AUSTIN – Thousands of Texans protesting the passage of a new ultra-restrictive abortion law outside the state Legislature in Austin were confronted by hundreds of armed Texas State Guards today after they ignored Republican...