AUSTIN – Thousands of Texans protesting the passage of a new ultra-restrictive abortion law outside the state Legislature in Austin were confronted by hundreds of armed Texas State Guards today after they ignored Republican...
STARKE, FLORIDA – Westboro Baptist Church has changed their hate-filled slogan from “GOD HATES FAGS” to “GOD HATES BENCHES” as they began to picket the atheist “bench” monument unveiled in Starke, Florida. “Benches are...
AUSTIN – On the heels of a Supreme Court ruling against the Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA), Texas passed a bill intended to discourage “horny-dog homosexuals” from living in the state. They banned the...
PHOENIX – Arizona Republican Governor Jan Brewer says her state will not destroy thousands of guns already bought by police in a “Get Guns Off The Street” weapons reduction program as planned. Instead the...
WACO – Texas-born Billy W. Perry says he suspected that basketball player Jason Collins was into “gayism” when he roomed with him at Stanford University in 2000 from little hints such as Collins buying...
PORT HURON – Standing all of 5′ 5″, Stan Lebowski blushes when he talks about being told he had to urinate less often and faster by his bosses at Walmart. “I don’t sprinkle as...
