Category: U.S.

“God Hates Benches”

STARKE, FLORIDA – Westboro Baptist Church has changed their hate-filled slogan from “GOD HATES FAGS” to “GOD HATES BENCHES” as they began to picket the atheist “bench” monument unveiled in Starke, Florida. “Benches are...

Texas Bans Assless Chaps in Protest Over Same Sex Ruling

AUSTIN – On the heels of a Supreme Court ruling against the Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA), Texas passed a bill intended to discourage “horny-dog homosexuals” from living in the state. They banned the...

Arizona Gun Buyers Offered Free Flag Tattoo

PHOENIX – Arizona Republican Governor Jan Brewer says her state will not destroy thousands of guns already bought by police in a “Get Guns Off The Street” weapons reduction program as planned. Instead the...

POTUS tells SCOTUS to BITEUS

HOUSTON – After repeatedly saying he had “evolved” on same-sex marriage and other issues, the President Of The United States (POTUS) Barack Obama told the Supreme Court Of The United States (SCOTUS) to Buy...