Tar Sands Facial Mud Masks Latest Craze
NEW YORK — The New York Times is calling it the hottest beauty and skin-care product to hit the market in years and millions of mostly young professionals agree. Usually sold by the barrel,...
Category: U.S.
NSA to Offer Proof-Reading, Filter Services
WASHINGTON, DC — Months after the NSA admitted that it monitors the electronic and telephone communications of nearly every American citizen, the clandestine organization held a press conference on Monday to make an offer...
“Stand Your Ground” Law Confuses Armed Floridians Who Defend Themselves From Sinkhole
CLERMONT, FLA. — Misinterpreting Florida’s “Stand Your Ground” laws, up to two dozen people refused to leave the Summer Bay Resort as one complete building was swallowed by a 100-foot sinkhole. “One man was...
Walmart Accepting Gently-Used Clothing Donations to Help Minimum Wage Employees With Kids
BENTONVILLE, ARKANSAS — Heavily criticized for reaping record profits while paying employees minimum wages, Walmart said today that it is not heartless and is taking immediate steps to help the children of its 1.7...
Gov. Perry Unable to Find Vagina on Anatomical Doll
In a skirmish at the University of Texas Medical School in Houston about the state’s new ultra-restrictive abortion law, Democratic Senator Wendy Davis angrily told Texas Republican Governor Rick Perry he knows nothing about...
Texas State Guard Sprays Febreze on Pro-Choice Supporters
AUSTIN – Thousands of Texans protesting the passage of a new ultra-restrictive abortion law outside the state Legislature in Austin were confronted by hundreds of armed Texas State Guards today after they ignored Republican...
