As of April 27, the terrorist network known as Al-Qaeda has announced their intent to cease funding the Obama campaign. Al-Qaeda spokesperson Mustafa Al-Fariq provided Lapine reporters with several justifications for this act, claiming...
The United States is ridiculed for many things, a broken education system, a broken political system, a broken healthcare system, a broken economy, a broken justice system. Yet there have been positive trends of...
NEW YORK -The Primaries for the Republican Party’s Nomination have been a bitter and hard fought issue. After expected favorite Rick Perry dropped out do to a lack of charisma, or any leadership abilities...
In an expected move, the United States government finally closed their deal to acquire rights to the Canadian maple leaf. A symbol which was, in the past, a distinctly Canadian image. While still a...
NEW YORK — In what is being called a “shocking discovery”, an international team of biologists led by the renowned Dutch geneticist Dr. Elwin Gibbons announced today that they have discovered a uniquely “American”...
