Category: U.S.

NRA Demands Private Ownership Of Military Aircraft, Tanks

NRA Demands Private Ownership Of Military Aircraft, Tanks

The NRA has recently updated their goals to include achieving large-scale private ownership of military aircraft and tanks within the continental United States. This new shift is, in the words of NRA spokesmen Paul...

Romney Buys 42 Taco Bells To Win Over Latino Voters

“I love all those little Mexicans who live in our country,” said Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney as he announced his purchase of 42 Taco Bell franchises across the U.S. The multi-millionaire has been...

Captain Of US Asylum Boat Wins 6-49 Millions

As the Pacific Queen bobs at St. John’s dockside under control of Canadian border officials, the Captain of the boat that brought 204 Americans to Canada seeking “humanitarian” asylum has won the estimated $17 million...