MONTGOMERY — After 17 years of marriage, Wynette Woodall was granted an immediate divorce and awarded assets worth an estimated $3.4 million by the Alabama Supreme Court on the grounds that her now ex-husband...
With an impending lockout looming and no sign of a season in sight, it seems that no player will be playing NHL hockey this season, and the players have only themselves to blame. While...
The NRA has recently updated their goals to include achieving large-scale private ownership of military aircraft and tanks within the continental United States. This new shift is, in the words of NRA spokesmen Paul...
“I love all those little Mexicans who live in our country,” said Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney as he announced his purchase of 42 Taco Bell franchises across the U.S. The multi-millionaire has been...
As the Pacific Queen bobs at St. John’s dockside under control of Canadian border officials, the Captain of the boat that brought 204 Americans to Canada seeking “humanitarian” asylum has won the estimated $17 million...
As of April 27, the terrorist network known as Al-Qaeda has announced their intent to cease funding the Obama campaign. Al-Qaeda spokesperson Mustafa Al-Fariq provided Lapine reporters with several justifications for this act, claiming...
