“My prayers are with Queen Elizabeth and her family at this difficult time…”
WASHINGTON — Sarah Palin tweets condolences following death of Prince.
Category: U.S.
Melania Trump and Heidi Cruz to Duke it Out in Fox News Debate
NEW YORK — Fox News is predicting their biggest audience ever following today’s announcement that they will host the wives of GOP combatants Donald Trump and Ted Cruz in a “no-holds-barred” debate on foreign...
Trump’s Sons Fighting Over Which One Gets to be Vice President
NEW YORK — The New York Times is reporting today that Donald Trump has told his two sons that one of them will be his VP and the brothers are now “at each other’s...
Cruz Says He Sings ‘‘God Bless America” While Making Patriotic, Christian Love
CHARLESTON, SC — GOP presidential candidate Ted Cruz delivered some bedroom advice to supporters today on how to add patriotism to the “unclothed evenings” of their marriage while at the same time keeping God...
Ted Cruz Speech Cures Iowa Man’s Erectile Dysfunction
DES MOINES — A 38-year-old Iowa man says he was excitedly jumping up and down cheering Ted Cruz at a rally today when he was “overwhelmed by a sudden, surging gush of love” that...
FBI Cuts Netflix Service to Oregon Bird Sanctuary Militia
BURNS, OREGON — The FBI announced today that it has taken aggressive action to ‘make things a whole lot less comfortable’ for the estimated 150 plus armed militants occupying a national bird sanctuary. By...
