Category: U.S.

Al-Baghdadi Surges in GOP Poll

Days after delivering a fiery speech in Mosul, Iraq in which he denounced the “corrosive influence of western liberalism” ISIL leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi has rocketed to the top of the Rasmussen poll for...

BREAKING: Boehner Given Pink Slip

WASHINGTON — Besieged House Speaker John Boehner got the pink slip from his fellow Republican Congressmen this morning. But not the ‘You’re Fired’ sort of pink slip. The $34.57 JCPenney nylon-polyester blend sort of...

Scientists: Eastern US Less Than 1% of Planet

In a controversial study published yesterday in the Journal of Elementary Geography, scientists report that the eastern half of the continental United States comprises less than one percent of the planet.  The study, released...

Obama Denies Mole on His Face is a Measle

WASHINGTON — A coalition of anti-vaccination groups said today that Barack Obama has come down with a case of “the measle” despite being vaccinated as a child. The groups claim that the mole near...