Category: World

Atheist Suicide Bomber Kills Eighteen Agnostics

STOCKHOLM -In a frightening display of rising sectarian violence, an atheist suicide bomber blew himself up on a busy street in Stockholm three days ago; killing eighteen agnostics and wounding over thirty.  Members of...

Entire Nation Of Greece Gives Up

ATHENS -Buffeted by economic storms and becoming a byword for financial disaster, the entire nation of Greece has officially given up on life. Driving down the deserted streets of Athens our intrepid reporters found...

NRA Demands Private Ownership Of Military Aircraft, Tanks

NRA Demands Private Ownership Of Military Aircraft, Tanks

The NRA has recently updated their goals to include achieving large-scale private ownership of military aircraft and tanks within the continental United States. This new shift is, in the words of NRA spokesmen Paul...

Syrian Almost Ceasefire Imposes Responsible Massacres

The explicit violence in Syria may soon be coming to a final long awaited conclusion. Senior NATO and Arab League officials met with Syrian president Bashar Al Assad in Damascus on Friday and brokered...

Cellphone Call Causes Fatal Plane Crash

A Boeing passenger plane headed from New York to Houston crashed shortly after take off in a disaster that claimed the lives of the nearly four hundred passengers onboard.  According to sources within the National...