Dandelions Sprout at North Pole
ELLESMERE ISLAND — A team of Canadian scientists studying the polar ice melt this month were surprised and shocked to discover weeds growing at the magnetic North Pole. Dandelions have arrived at the top...
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Afghanistan President “Very Sad” Burger King Pulling Out With U.S. Troops
KABUL — Afghanistan’s President Hamid Karzai told CNN today that he will be glad to see the khakied backsides of American troops as they begin to pull out of his country. But says he...
World’s Largest-Ever Penguin Rescue Planned as South Pole Melts
OSLO — An international team of experts is meeting this week to put together a plan to rescue more than a million penguins living on a massive, mile-thick ice sheet in the Antarctic that...
Middle Class Indians Ready to Elect Man Who Killed Only a Few Thousand People
NEW DELHI – It is no secret that the front-runner for next Prime Minister in the upcoming Indian parliamentary elections is the right-wing, Hindu-fundamentalist Bharatiya Janata Party’s Narendra Modi, currently Chief Minister of Gujarat...
Local Youth Arrested For Driving While Female
Local police have arrested a local youth last night on Highway 35 during a routine traffic stop. The youth was arrested for driving while female. The delinquent, Fatima, had attempted to hide her eyes...
Fukushima Glow Sticks Go Viral
TOKYO — The company that is on the hook for billions of yen for the mismanagement of the 2011 Fukushima Nuclear Power Plant disaster began quietly marketing glow sticks to consumers in Japan this...
