After NDP takeover, CHAOS reigns in Alberta
For the third consecutive day, the streets of Edmonton have rang out with such cries as “Glory to the workers!” or “Death to capitalism!” and more ominously, “Long live the Caliphate!” We tracked down...
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Oil Industry Lays Off Thousands With Festive Sweaters as Parting Gifts
CALGARY — With oil plunging below $60 a barrel, thousands of oil industry employees are suddenly being laid off, but with a touch of yuletide kindness. Fashionable and fun Christmas sweaters. “We’re putting a...
Farmer Successfully Beats ‘The Gay’ Out Of His Son
Last week, Brody McDonald an Albertan farmer, successfully beat ‘the gay’ out of his young son, Jamie. When Jaime came home smelling suspiciously like perfume and with a dainty sway in his step, Brody...
One Little Fox Fights Back — Keeps Sneaking into Tar Sands Plant and Pooping in Lunch Room
FORT McMURRAY, AB — Canadian scientist and environmentalist Dr. David Suzuki says he likes the fox’s style. Shell Canada says the Canadian Swift Fox that has “crapped all over the place” in one of...
China Gives Harper His Own Panda After He Approves Northern Gateway Pipeline
OTTAWA — Minutes after Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper pooh-poohed environmental and First Nation concerns in announcing the approval of the controversial $6.9 billion pipeline between Alberta’s tar sands and the B.C. port of...
Keystone Pipeline to be Wrapped in Saran Wrap for Added Leak Protection
CALGARY- Trans Canada Corporation, owners of the controversial Keystone Pipeline, today announced plans to wrap the entire 1,179 mile (1,897 k) pipeline in Saran Wrap in a last-pitch bid to get official approval on...
