Tar Sands renamed “Happy Sands” by Oil Industry
CALGARY — In a bid to improve the image of the Alberta tar sands, the oil industry today launched a new name for the 54,000 square mile (141,000 sq.k) heavy oil open mine. Happy...
CALGARY — In a bid to improve the image of the Alberta tar sands, the oil industry today launched a new name for the 54,000 square mile (141,000 sq.k) heavy oil open mine. Happy...
CALGARY — A 47-year-old oil industry executive who insisted his identity be protected is being quoted by the Calgary Herald today as admitting that he may not vote for Stephen Harper’s Conservatives in the...
QUEBEC CITY – On the heels of the Quebec Soccer Federation banning children from wearing turbans while playing in kiddie league games, the Province of Quebec has extended the ban to include cowboy hats...
FT. MCMURRAY – Scientists say that a red herring not naturally found in Alberta was caught in the cold Athabasca River down-stream from the Alberta oil sands. The positive identification of the red herring...
The suddenly cash-strapped Province of Alberta has quietly turned to Edmonton-born singer k.d. lang to provide much-needed cash flow, despite the fact that she is unpopular in her home province and is banned on...
Liberal Party leader Raj Sherman has come out swinging against NDP leader Brian Mason for his lack of fashion sense in the raucous Alberta election. “Brian is a nice guy but he wore a...