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Ex-President Bush Finishes Reading First Book

CRAWFORD, TX — George W. Bush, the 43rd President of the United States, proudly announced today that he has finished reading his first book and, surprisingly, it’s not the bible. “All my friends was...

Dog Poop Crisis Looms as California Bans Plastic Bags

LOS ANGELES — L.A. Mayor Eric Garcetti said today they he fully supports Governor Jerry Brown’s state-wide ban on single-use plastic bags but worries that “dog plops will pile up everywhere.” “Your average dog...