Tagged: american culture

U.S. Says “We Oui” to Canada

WASHINGTON — Le Département de français en Amérique today introduced a newly-minted translation program aimed at enhancing Canada-US relations. Its first translation project shared with reporters is The Star Spangled Banner (La Bannière Étoilée)...

NSA to Post America’s Favorite Hacked Home Videos

WASHINGTON — The National Security Agency said today that they will begin posting the absolute best of the best videos and photos they have hacked from Americans’ webcams and smart phones. “Some of the...

Strange Symbol Appearing Everywhere — Government Concerned

WASHINGTON — Government officials issued a terse statement today that they are unsure what a “bizarre” new symbol that is showing up “too often” on social media, buttons, graffiti and tattoos actually means. “It’s...

Detroit Tells Poor to Eat Dandelions

DETROIT, MI — After cutting off water to 151,000 low-income or no-income residents who are more than $150 behind in payments, Detroit’s Emergency Manager offered a money-saving tip today. Detroit’s poor can save money...