Barbie Turns 55 — Still Has a 16 Inch Waist
EL SEGUNDO, CA — 32-16-29. If Barbie was a real person that’s how she’d stack up in the figure department as Mattel Inc. celebrated her 55th birthday today with fat-free carrot cake and sugarless...
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Man who has no damn idea about Game of Thrones fakes it at work
CHICAGO, IL — When all the talk around the coffee pot this morning was about last night’s episode of Game of Thrones, 33-year-old accountant’s assistant Delwyn (not his real name) felt he just had to...
Ramming Can of Beer Up Chicken’s Ass Hottest Summer BBQ Recipe
GALVESTON, TX — Step aside steaks and burgers. “Drunk-Ass Chicken” is what all the best barbecuers are cookin’ up this summer. “Makes you wonder who thought of sticking a can of Budweiser up a...
Koch Brothers Buying Up U.S. Trailer Parks — “They’re the Future”
WICHITA, KS — Federal documents filed today show that Koch Industries has become the largest owner of trailer parks in the United States quietly buying 26,000 of the 61,000 existing locations in the last...
Walmart to Carry Organic Fruit and Vegetables, Allow Open Carry Firearms
BENTONVILLE , AR — The 4,800 Walmarts in the U.S. will begin carrying organic produce and a wide selection of free-range chickens the company announced today. And the stores will not ban shoppers from...
Free Regular-Size Fries Offered to McDonalds Workers Instead of Wage Increase
OAK BROOK, IL — 2,100,000 U.S. McDonalds workers pushing for a living wage above the average of $7.50 an hour are being offered a once-a-week order of McDonalds “famous fries” but no pay raise....
