Tagged: american culture

Future History Student Doesn’t Understand 21st Century

NEW JING, 2333AD-  Future history student Muhamed Jose Chang is struggling to understand the United States of the 21st century, the nation Selucia itself is descended from. “I really don’t understand how intelligent, high-functioning...

Texas State Guard Sprays Febreze on Pro-Choice Supporters

AUSTIN – Thousands of Texans protesting the passage of a new ultra-restrictive abortion law outside the state Legislature in Austin were confronted by hundreds of armed Texas State Guards today after they ignored Republican...

Arizona Gun Buyers Offered Free Flag Tattoo

PHOENIX – Arizona Republican Governor Jan Brewer says her state will not destroy thousands of guns already bought by police in a “Get Guns Off The Street” weapons reduction program as planned. Instead the...