Obama Denies Mole on His Face is a Measle
WASHINGTON — A coalition of anti-vaccination groups said today that Barack Obama has come down with a case of “the measle” despite being vaccinated as a child. The groups claim that the mole near...
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Obama Balks at Repeating Bush Habit of Man-on-Man Kissing With Saudi Kings
RIYADH — As U.S. President Barack Obama arrived in the Saudi capital today, the White House confirmed that the president will not be kissing newly proclaimed King Salman on the lips as his predecessor...
India PM Modi Very Concerned Over NFL “Squishy Balls”
NEW DELHI — High-level talks on nuclear agreements and increasing bi-lateral trade were set aside today after India’s Prime Minister pressed President Obama for action on the New England Patriots’ soft balls. “The people...
Harper Swears at Obama — Hangs Up on Phone Call Over Keystone XL Veto
WASHINGTON — U.S. media reports today say that Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper used “very undiplomatic language” and then hung up on a courtesy call from President Obama to confirm that he will veto...
U.S. Handwriting Experts Flag Harper’s Degenerating Signature
NEW YORK — A group of leading U.S. forensic handwriting experts have raised concerns about what might be going on in Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper’s head after analyzing his never-the-same-twice official signature, according to documents released today...
Obama orders a military crackdown on Republicans
Following Republican attempts to seize the Senate, Obama has ordered a nation-wide military crackdown, pushing the divided nation closer to the breaking point. Two prominent Republican lawmakers have ‘disappeared’ while hundreds more have been...
