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Obama Denies Mole on His Face is a Measle

WASHINGTON — A coalition of anti-vaccination groups said today that Barack Obama has come down with a case of “the measle” despite being vaccinated as a child. The groups claim that the mole near...

India PM Modi Very Concerned Over NFL “Squishy Balls”

NEW DELHI — High-level talks on nuclear agreements and increasing bi-lateral trade were set aside today after India’s Prime Minister pressed President Obama for action on the New England Patriots’ soft balls. “The people...

U.S. Handwriting Experts Flag Harper’s Degenerating Signature

NEW YORK — A group of leading U.S. forensic handwriting experts have raised concerns about what might be going on in Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper’s head after analyzing his never-the-same-twice official signature, according to documents released today...

Obama orders a military crackdown on Republicans

 Following Republican attempts to seize the Senate, Obama has ordered a nation-wide military crackdown, pushing the divided nation closer to the breaking point. Two prominent Republican lawmakers have ‘disappeared’ while hundreds more have been...