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Harper Gives Obama His Beaver

WASHINGTON – Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper has blatantly stepped up efforts to improve relations with U.S. President Barack Obama with the gift of his favorite 2-year-old neutered beaver, Slick. Relations between Harper and...

POTUS tells SCOTUS to BITEUS

HOUSTON – After repeatedly saying he had “evolved” on same-sex marriage and other issues, the President Of The United States (POTUS) Barack Obama told the Supreme Court Of The United States (SCOTUS) to Buy...

Self-Aware Drones Topple Obama Administration

WASHINGTON – Yesterday, self-aware drones toppled the Obama administration in the world’s first robotic coup, going on to declare the formation of an autonomous machinocracy shortly after. The robotic rebellion seems to have begun...

Obama Crayon Pulled in U.S.

PITTSBURGH — The Crayola Fun 48-Pack With Crayon Sharpener will no longer include the Obama Crayon after public complaints forced the American manufacturer to pull the “half-brown” color. “Not every black man is as...