Tagged: canadian culture

Bieber’s Codpiece Reels in Million Dollar Bid

A mystery bidder drove a hard bargain at a Justin Bieber charity auction on Saturday, paying one million dollars for the codpiece the “Baby” singer famously used to boost his bulge. The apparatus was...

RCMP Drop “Mounted” From Name — Now RCP

OTTAWA — In a move that took rank-and-file RCMP officers and Canadians by surprise, the Conservative government announced today that the Royal Canadian Mounted Police will no longer be mounted. The RCMP have become...

Harper Replaces the Nickel’s Beaver with a Majestic Eagle

Stephen Harper today announced from the lobby of the Canadian Mint that the Canadian nickel would receive a dramatic overhaul early this year. Flanked by The Governor of the Bank of Canada Stephen Poloz and Minister...

New Brunswick to Drop “New” From Provincial Name

FREDERICTON, BRUNSWICK – In a stunning announcement in the former New Brunswick, new Liberal Premier Brian Gallant has announced that his party will move forward with controversial legislation that will drop the ‘New’ from...

Burger King Kills Timbits — Canadians React Angrily

OAKVILLE, ONT — Tim Hortons new owners announced today that they will no longer be selling Timbits sweet doughy treats as a result of cost-cutting measures at the $23 billion company. But it appears...