Tagged: china

Chinese Leader Asks Harper if He Can Touch His Hair

BEIJING — The New York Times is reporting today that Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper was visibly flustered when China’s President Xi Jinping’s first question during a photo op was how he keeps his...

Scientists Uncover Multiple Varieties of Asians

In the wake of renewed interest in Hong Kong (in ‘Asia’) we have set about unravelling the complex social interactions of the place known as ‘Asia’ and its adorable people known as ‘Asians’. Scientists...

Last Fanny Pack Rolls Off Production Line in China

JINJIANG CITY, PEOPLE’S REPUBLIC OF CHINA — The #1 fashion accessory of the late 1980s and early 1990s is dead. Long live our memories of the fanny pack. The crotch purse. The belly bag....

Putin Plans to Reclaim Alaska, Could Sell it to China

Moscow- Elated by his success in reclaiming Crimea for the Russian Republic, President Vladmir Putin is setting his sights on further expansion. His next target is Alaska. “Alaska is legitimate Russian territory, just like...