Tagged: climate change

Scientists: Eastern US Less Than 1% of Planet

In a controversial study published yesterday in the Journal of Elementary Geography, scientists report that the eastern half of the continental United States comprises less than one percent of the planet.  The study, released...

Harper Slips Up — Says Words “Climate Change” for First Time Ever

Harper Slips Up — Says Words “Climate Change” for First Time Ever

OTTAWA — A University of Toronto study released earlier this week found that Prime Minister Stephen Harper has never said the words “climate change” in public. Until last night. The P.M. seemed to surprise...

Dandelions Sprout at North Pole

ELLESMERE ISLAND — A team of Canadian scientists studying the polar ice melt this month were surprised and shocked to discover weeds growing at the magnetic North Pole.  Dandelions have arrived at the top...

Climate Change Scientist fails Lie Detector Test

In a stunning reversal of established dogma, Richard Hughs a prominent scientist, failed a public lie detector test. The lie detector, generously donated by BP as part of their Enviro-Oil campaign, went off the...