Tagged: democrats

Boehner Calls Cruz a Squint-Faced, Lying Fame Whore

WASHINGTON — House Speaker John Boehner admitted to media today that he’s “a bit unhappy” with junior Texas Senator Ted Cruz’ role in blocking the Republican bill to provide emergency funding for the child...

Fox to Launch News Channel for Kiddies

NEW YORK — Facing an aging viewing audience losing their hearing and eyesight, Fox News is set to launch a 24-hour news channel for pre-teens. “Sesame Street is the sort of liberal fairy crap...

Putin Has Hots for Hillary — Dumps Wife on TV

MOSCOW – Russian President Vladimar Putin shocked his nation by announcing his divorce from the mother of his two daughters, Lyudmila, on live TV. Then in a sit-down interview, the former KGB spy shocked...