Tagged: election 2016

Trump Offers Bernie Sanders Hair Advice

WASHINGTON — Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump told Fox News Sunday today that Democrat candidate Bernie Sanders needs to start using some product in his hair. “First advice? I think Bernie needs to stop...

Hillary Admits She Doesn’t Have a Bundle in Her Underwear

WASHINGTON — Hillary Clinton cut to the chase today admitting that she doesn’t have things dangling between her legs but doesn’t think that shortage makes her a weaker candidate for president. “There are bonerheads...

Rand Paul Angrily Denies Being Born in Canada

  WASHINGTON — Kentucky Republican Junior Senator Rand Paul abruptly walked out midway through the broadcast of Meet the Press after being asked several questions about rumors that he was born in Winnipeg, Manitoba,...