ISIL Leader Steps Down, Eyes 2016 Run
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, leader of the Islamic State in Iraq and the Levant (ISIL), has abandoned his position as head of that militant group, according to several Pentagon sources. Al-Baghdadi is now thought to...
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After NDP takeover, CHAOS reigns in Alberta
For the third consecutive day, the streets of Edmonton have rang out with such cries as “Glory to the workers!” or “Death to capitalism!” and more ominously, “Long live the Caliphate!” We tracked down...
British Tabloids Say Bloody Nothing About Exciting U.S. Republican Election Win
LONDON — Famous for big-bazoomered Page 3 girls and in-depth reporting on Prince William’s new “oozy” (pimple) on his chin, British tabloids went about their business today with no mention of the U.S. hard...
Washington Rumors Fly as Hillary Lists 300 Used Pantsuits on eBay
WASHINGTON — In what is being taken as a sure sign that she’s going to chase the Democratic nomination for the 2016 Presidential race, Hillary Clinton is clearing out her old wardrobe. Hillary is...
Middle Class Indians Ready to Elect Man Who Killed Only a Few Thousand People
NEW DELHI – It is no secret that the front-runner for next Prime Minister in the upcoming Indian parliamentary elections is the right-wing, Hindu-fundamentalist Bharatiya Janata Party’s Narendra Modi, currently Chief Minister of Gujarat...
Male Leaders Go “Fashion Hissy” In Alberta Election
Liberal Party leader Raj Sherman has come out swinging against NDP leader Brian Mason for his lack of fashion sense in the raucous Alberta election. “Brian is a nice guy but he wore a...
