Tagged: environment

Condom Panic Hits N.Y. as Snow Storm Looms

NEW YORK — Governor Andrew Cuomo has issued an emergency appeal to New York men to be realistic about how much sex they will have during the looming snow storm and stop buying condoms...

Harper Slips Up — Says Words “Climate Change” for First Time Ever

Harper Slips Up — Says Words “Climate Change” for First Time Ever

OTTAWA — A University of Toronto study released earlier this week found that Prime Minister Stephen Harper has never said the words “climate change” in public. Until last night. The P.M. seemed to surprise...

Man Living in Micro Home Sadly Not Getting Laid

KAMLOOPS, B.C. — As a result of attempts to reduce his carbon footprint, local male Colby Richmond has also drastically reduced his vagina footprint.  “My hipster friends were ‘Liking’ a lot of posts about...