Tagged: environment

Climate Change Scientist fails Lie Detector Test

In a stunning reversal of established dogma, Richard Hughs a prominent scientist, failed a public lie detector test. The lie detector, generously donated by BP as part of their Enviro-Oil campaign, went off the...

Tar Sands Facial Mud Masks Latest Craze

NEW YORK — The New York Times is calling it the hottest beauty and skin-care product to hit the market in years and millions of mostly young professionals agree. Usually sold by the barrel,...

“Choke A Canada Goose” Program Launches in Seattle

SEATTLE – The City of Seattle’s annual cull of thousands of pesky Canada Geese has expanded this year to allow residents to “choke a delicious dinner for the whole family.” “Canada Goose tastes like...

Coal Plant Mishap Leaks Airborne Pollutants

While reports are still coming in, conservative estimates are placing the dead at 35. The environmental disaster, occurring yesterday, was the result of the worlds coal plants leaking pollution into the atmosphere. In the...

Pine Beatle Threat Recedes After Contact With Saskatchewan

SASKATOON -For decades Canadian environmentalists have uneasily watched the Pine Beatle as it has rapidly expanded its territory and left utter environmental devastation in its wake with a speed and thoroughness which would have...