WHITEHORSE, YUKON — In response to declining sales resulting from the utter fashion confusion of middle-aged men who own their own tools, industrial clothing retailer Mark’s has instituted a system for the purchase of...
WASHINGTON — In what is being taken as a sure sign that she’s going to chase the Democratic nomination for the 2016 Presidential race, Hillary Clinton is clearing out her old wardrobe. Hillary is...
JINJIANG CITY, PEOPLE’S REPUBLIC OF CHINA — The #1 fashion accessory of the late 1980s and early 1990s is dead. Long live our memories of the fanny pack. The crotch purse. The belly bag....
HOUSTON — Presidential candidate Rick Perry mostly confused a Republican crowd at a fundraising dinner last night when he used words like “verisimilitude” and “obfuscation.” But Perry’s aides insist the ex-Governor has always known...
WEST MONROE, LA — The stars of hit reality series Duck Dynasty today launched a complete line of fine hair care products for non-atheist men who aren’t gay, just days after announcing their new...
NEW YORK — The New York Times is calling it the hottest beauty and skin-care product to hit the market in years and millions of mostly young professionals agree. Usually sold by the barrel,...
