Michelle Obama Needs to Lighten Up on Being Black Says Fox News
NEW YORK — First Lady Michelle Obama is “fully within her rights to be black” according to Fox News host Megyn Kelly. But she shouldn’t keep “ragging on and on and on about it”...
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Toyota Apologizes for Giving ISIS Free Extra Cup Holders on Trucks
TOKYO — The Chairman of Toyota Motor Corporation said today that ISIS purchasing agents drove a hard bargain and his company had no choice but to throw in a few extras to seal the...
“I Joined ISIS to Cover Up My Acne” — Young American Jihadist
NEW YORK — In a Skype interview earlier today, a 19-year-old born in Duluth, Minnesota, told media that he joined Islamic militants on a whim because he thought the scarf-like face coverings were “way...
Should Obama be Impeached, Sued or Just Deported? — Fox News Survey Results
NEW YORK — In an impartial poll deemed accurate 20 times out of 19, Fox News reported today that their viewers are split over the 3 options to reign in U.S. President Barack Obama....
Confused Tea Partiers Misread ‘Conservationists’ – Show Up For Environmental Rally
Local Montana Conservationists were initially surprised at a larger than expected showing of support at a local environmental rally in Helena, though it quickly became clear that the majority of newcomers were confused Tea...
Fox News Uses Cauliflower to Demonstrate Hillary’s Brain Damage
NEW YORK — Unable to attain scans of potential Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton’s brain to prove it is damaged beyond repair, Fox News called in an expert today to give a detailed medical...
